Big Mack was a driver of a semi rig from Denver to the coast of Maine
And every truck driver and highwayman well they all knew big Macks name
He stepped into a diner by the scales where he stopped to weigh
He looked at me Im the waitress there and we all heard him say
Pour me a piece of coffee pass me a cup of bread
Why youre the sweetest things that Ive ever seen and theres a ringin in my head
Make my eggs a medium rare over easy now with my steak
Im gonna buy you a farm in Texas gal if it takes everything I make
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Well I stood there a starin at Big Mack kind of in a state of shock
I told him when she set his orange juice down be careful Mack its kinda hot
Ive already buttered your coffee the toast is in your cup
Your french fried soup and scrambled prunes will soon be coming up
Well I took her apron off grabbed her coat down off the rack
Took Big Macks arm and told my boss Im a quittin and I wont be back
I climbed up in my diesel both pipes were a spoutin smoke
I heard someone say Big Mack just fell and this time it aint no joke
Yeah pour me a piece of coffee…
Im gonna buy you a farm in Texas if it takes every doggone thing I make