There are many people who drink in moderation
With no problems, social, moral or medical
They have learned to enjoy liquor without letting it upset
The functioning of their body and mind
It relaxes you, makes you more congenial
I just had one sip
This helps make a gathering cheerful and friendly
It aint my fault, so dont blame me
I swear I just came here to unwind and have one drink
The way it looks, it aint what you think
This cabernet has a way of vanishing on me
Theres a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine
Its already empty and it aint even supper time
Honey, no, I dont miss him
In fact, it slipped my mind
Theres a hole in the bottle of wine
I keep my cool, play by all the rules
I swear ten minutes ago that bottle was full
But I wont cry about love gone wrong
Cause tears would water down this ruby red Im sipping on
Theres a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine
Its already empty and it aint even supper time
Honey, no, I dont miss him
In fact, it slipped my mind
Theres a hole in the bottle of wine ooh, yeah
I went and got a new one
Cause the other one was broken
Now this ones halfway gone
And its barely even open
Theres a hole in the bottle hole in the bottle leaking all this wine
Its already empty and it aint even supper time
Honey, no, I dont miss him
In fact, it slipped my mind
Theres a hole in the bottle of wine
You may ask me where its going
But I cant even find
The hole in the bottle of wine
She has abused her system, and shes paying for it