Ive known you since Brad and Angelina
We go back like Pontiac seats
If I got an aisle with a mess I gotta clean up
I know youll be showin up with bleach, hmm
All those names that we dont ever speak of
Got a couple nights that have slipped my mind
Proof and photographs have been deleted
If you ever needed an alibi
Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
And we both know our hands aint clean
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
If you go down, Im going down too
Its a good thing were each others kinda crazy
Aint no judgment or keepin score
If you rob a bank, Im your getaway Mercedes
God knows thats what friends are for
Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
And we both know our hands aint clean
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
If you go down, Im going down too
If you go down, Im going down too, yeah
I keep all your secrets by the dozen
You know where my skeletons sleep
Hypothetically, if you ever kill your husband
Hand on the Bible, Id be lyin through my teeth
Cause dirt on you is dirt on me
And we both know our hands aint clean
If it all blows up and we end up on the news
If you go down, Im going down too
Our bodies are buried and theyre in the same ditch
So even if I wanted to, I cant snitch
30 to life would go quicker with you, yeah
So, if you go down, Im going down too
If you go down, Im going down too
If you go down, Im going down too