Theres a gentleman thats going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
Hes an old ex-con thats been away
Now hes back, no ones safe
Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
And the maximum security
Even after plastic surgery
So go on and squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
Theres a gentleman thats going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
Hes an old ex-con thats been away
Now hes back, no ones safe
Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
After all the talk then they wired him
And he took a walk with his crooked friends
And they joked about the good old days
And he recorded it on a reel of tape
He caught the mug who did in the forgery
And the babe in charge of larceny
So the FBI they rewarded him
Because they like a guy who will stab a friend
Theres a gentleman thats going round
Turning the joint upside down
Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
Hes an old ex-con thats been away
Now hes back, no ones safe
Stool Pigeon – ha-cha-cha-cha
Theres a gentleman thats going round ….
If you wanna squeal, said the FBI
We can make a deal, make it worth your while
So he told it all and in return
He got a credit card and a Thunderbird
He got a spanking new identity
And a condo down in Miami
He bought a plane, a boat and jewelry
But he couldnt buy any company
Theres a gentleman thats going round ….
Theres a gentleman thats going round ….