Footy, footy, all I wanna do is
Footy, footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy, footy, they catch the ball, kick, play on
Footy, footy, footy, footy, footy
Ang Christou, Che Cockatoo-Collins
Phillip Matera, Gavin Wanganeen
Gary Moorcroft, Aussie Jones
Bruce Doull, the Flying Doormat
Spida Everitt, Spider Burton, Craig Bradley
The 1995 Carlton football team
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, all I wanna do is
Footy, footy, all I wanna kick is
Footy, footy, theyll crumb the ruck and run, handball
Footy, footy, footy, footy, footy
Diesel Williams, Dale Kickett
Sticks Kernahan, Darren Jarman
Chad Rintoul, Ashley Sampi
Mick Martyn, Clint Bizzell
The Brisbane Bears, Aaron Hamill, everyone
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
Footy, footy, footy, footy
I love to go down to Waverley Park
Im gonna sit on the wing
Im gonna eat a pie
Im gonna buy a Footy Record for 1,50
Im gonna have a full-strength beer, you girl
Im gonna take a specky
Im gonna kick a banana
Im gonna eat a banana
I am gonna love every second of it
I hate what this game has become
Footy