Yo check it, theres a girl around my way
Dont ask for names, cause I wont say
Shes a real pow-wow who likes to play
Nah, dukes, her name aint Fay
This girl couldnt be 19 or more
Always waggin her tail and on all fours
Real big hips with legs so healty
I asked her whos her man, but she wont tell me
Every now and then she might spend
Sometime with another females boyfriend
Why? I dont know, maybe for fun
If you got the burger, she got the buns
Who you do with it, is your own thing
One time she nominated me the Burger King
I think of it now, even as I rhyme
We all determined shes a real good time
But a stunt
Is just like a blunt
Burnt
And a hoe
Yo dukes, they burn you slow
A pair of tight pants is all it takes
And the next thing you know, old Jimmys awake
Believe that, Jimmy has to get loose
I recommended her to be my personal masseuse
Shes a real fly girl if you get to know that
Take her to a party, watch her throw that
Party into gear, like she was a jeep
Four-wheel drivin into the sheets
Stunts
Are just like blunts
Burnt
And a hoe
Word dukes, they burn you slow
The more you listen, the better it gets
I still havent mentioned the girls name yet
Anyway I continue, I do intend to
Say a little more, not to offend you
Baby, maybe you enjoy the diss
Tell me, love, do you remember this?
One Monday night it was me and the gees
On the avenue puffin the sensi
Hasheem and Foundation was on the phone
I broke out to see if you were home
Got to your house, went around the back
You had on a night gown with nothin underneath that
Took me in your room, hung up my coat
Asked me if I wanna play _Love Boat_
Yeah, how do you play it, remember?, I said
Then you pushed me into your waterbed
Raised my sail, squabbed the deck
Came up and put a hickey on the side of her neck
Worked me over and got undressed
Sent me home and said I needed to rest
I went on the ave., weak as a mouse
Build wasnt out there, he was at your house
Stayed for an hour, then he left
Shabazz went in, Melquan went next
Hour by hour, minute by minute
I wonder if you cleaned it before we got in it
A few days later I said wait a minute
I saw all the Gods sittin in the health clinic
Stunts
Are just like blunts
Burnin
And the hoes
Word em up, they burnin slow
Check it out
Doctor
I have some good news and some bad news for you guys
The bad news is you guys are all dripping
But the good news is I have these penicillin shots for you
There you have it, see what I mean?
Served my justice by a big butt in jeans
Now I know the actual truth
Never again will I mess with –
If you can rhyme, fill in the name
Dont get upset, just play the game
Remember her bark is worse than her bite
I wonder who the girl is with tonight
Maybe a drug seller, a crackhead, drunk
And hes nothin but a donut ready to dunk
Shes nothin more than a female hound
Doin 3 to 6 years in the dog pound
But stunts
Yo dukes, just like blunts
Burnin
And the hoes
Word em up, they burnin slow
I hope my girl aint checkin this out, man
Id be in crazy trouble
But yo, Ima get with yall brothers later, man
Gotta go take this dosage, man
Peace