Last Friday night I was due out on a date, but unfortunately I got home really late.
I didnt have time for a bath or a shower, theres only one thing that could save us.
Its just like a shower but its over the sink, the only thing that get washed is shiny and pink. If theres a possibility of fellatio you have to make sure that your knob doesnt smell like Quavers, Quavers.
A Gentlemans wash, a Gentlemans wash, if you think theres half a chance your cock might get a nosh. Pull your pants to one side, wash the member they hide, and thats a little Gentlemans wash.
The other weekend I was out on the piss, when this girl who was wankered came and gave me a kiss.
She said I bet you got a big knob, coz youve got big hands, just like Peter Shilton.
But Id come straight from footie and I thought my cock must stink, so I rushed to the bogs and flopped it out in the sink. I thought if Im gonna get sucked off, its only good manners to make sure that my knob doesnt smell like stilton, stilton.
A Gentlemans wash, a Gentlemans wash, if you think theres half a chance your cock might get a nosh. Pull your back your skin, wash the helmet within, and thats a little Gentlemans, have a little Gentlemans, thats a little Gentlemans wash.