Candy caught Bo in bed with a red head
She threw a fit and a fern and the F word at the both
of them
She peppered him with bbs cause she couldnt find the
12 gauge
Said Cindy Lou I know your husband, and theres gonna be
hell to pay
There aint nothing, like, a woman scorned
There aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew they were in for a war
They saw a screaming half naked waffle house waitress
flying off the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
Candy came back, Bo was zipping up his Levis
She chased him round the kitchen, he was tryin to
apologize
He dialed a 9 and a 1 before she landed that left
She knocked him out cold, Candys stronger than she
looks
There aint nothing, like, a woman scorned
There aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
The neighbors knew who was winning that war
They saw a half-naked, pleading husband whod been
cheating spread-eagle on the porch
No one slams the door like a woman scorned
Aint nothing, like, a woman scorned
Aint nothing more dangerous than a country girl
trading her halo for horns
And Oh,She swears all is fair in love and war
She said if you wanna be a dog, Ill treat you like a
dog
Youre sleeping on the porch
No one slams a door like a woman scorned
Like a woman scorned