Lady of the Dam wont be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular she wont, she wont
Sing at you, Ill fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight I will, I will
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than my darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think wed have a good time
If youd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland
Woo-hoo puff in
Mary puff out Jane Holland
Woo-hoo
I dont like to boast, but our truffles are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdam she wont, she wont
So if you have fear, Apollo, sit on my lyre, and
Play him like a piano man I will, I will
Cause I love, love, cause I love, love
You better than, you better than my darkest sin
Russian hookers and cheap gin
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think wed have a good time
If youd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland!
Woo-hoo puff in
Mary puff out Jane Holland!
Woo-hoo
I know that mom and dad think Im a mess
But its alright because I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame, and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides, and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentlemen
Mary Jane Holland!
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think wed have a good time
If youd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight
Mary Jane Holland!
Woo-hoo puff in
Mary puff out Jane Holland!
Woo-hoo
Mary Jane Holland!
Woo-hoo
Mary Jane Holland!
Woo-hoo