Some might get it, some may not
some might say that Ive got brilliant stories to tell
nevermind theyre real or fake
I love to tell a novel about me on a boat
spending time with topless chicks
and having a couple drinks with osama and don king
I relate to places that Ive never seen before
describing things that I dont even know
Im a stuntman, Im a thief
Im whatever you would like me to be, so my friend
try to smoke my cigarette
its easy to make the girls fall in love
whisper them a story about me and a shark
and how we got engaged when I fell down from that wave
Ive got a second name I never told anyone
4 are the letters, its spelled L. I. A. and R.
LIAR
thats what I am
but I dont really mind at all
my point of view is far from you
youre my audience, Im the show
please dont turn away back home, Ive got another lie
for a year Ive been a spy der
taking off if you know what I mean
Im all right in a hall of fame
Im never gonna tell
what a jerk I really am
the main reason why I do all this shit
is to get to another truth
you wont be able to dispute
I love to tell a novel about when I was young
robbing banks with a gun
so 1, 2, 3
will someone set me free
…but I dont know who I am