GIRL
Look at my ass
Look at my thighs
Im catnip to the guys
They chase my tail
They drool and pant
Wanna touch this but they cant
No! All the boys want to come and play
Snap my fingers and they obey
Why do they follow me around all day
Watch me while I walk away
I bend and snap
Feel how hot its getting
Bend and snap
Then when you got em sweatin
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
No tight end can defend against the bend and snap
PAULETTE
spoken Oh thats easy for you to say!
ELLE
spoken And you!
sung Girl if you want to make the team, then fake some self esteem
GIRL
The more you jump around and scream
The sexier you seem
PAULETTE
Sorry girls that aint how I play
This wouldnt work if I tried all day
I gotta go get my asthma spray
Watch me while I walk away
ELLE
No wait before you walk away
Just bend and snap
PAULETTE
OW!!!!
ELLE
Look how good youre gettin!
Bend and snap!
GIRL
I bet right now you sweatin
ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
So depend on your friend
For the bend…
ELLE
Its not the time to overthink
Just try it once
Hell buy you a drink
GIRL
Excuse me would you teach me that
I am tired of living alone with my cat
ELLE
Sure!
GIRL
Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls
But heres how we did it in the Laker Girls
Come on Paulette!
ELLE
Youll be fine!
GUY
Works every time!
GIRL
Look, do it and well go away
PAULETTE
Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
ALL
BEEEEEEEENNNNND ANNNND SNAP!
GUYS
spoken DAMN!!!!
PAULETTE
Hey wait a second
When I beckoned
Look how the guys came runnin
Like Im
GUYS
Kickin!
PAULLETTE
Finger
GUYS
Lickin!
PAULETTE
Like Im frickin
GUYS
Wicked stunnin!
PAULETTE
Will you pay for stuff I buy?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And bake me cake and pie?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And hold me when I cry?
GUYS
YES!
PAULETTE
And I will tell you why!
GUYS
Why?
PAULETTE
Im too rockin to lock away
All the boys come to gawk away
Droppin jaws from a block away
Watchin how I walk away
GUYS
Love to watch her walk away!
PAULETTE
I bend and snap!
Now look how hot its gettin
Bend and snap!
I bet right now youre sweatin
ALL
Spring the trap
They cheer and clap
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend
ALL
Go Paulette! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend
ALL
Go! Go! Go Paulette!
PAULETTE
I depend on my friend called the Bend and Snap!
ALL
The bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
Bend and snap
PAULETTE
Im GONNA GET ME SOME KYLE!!!
KYLE
spoken Paulette!
Did I leave my… stylus?
ALL
BEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNND AND SNAP!
PAULETTE
spoken Eeeeeh!!! Oh crap!