The bottom feels so much better than the top
So much better
Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You wont pick it up if its over a fiver
Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus cause you still cant drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
You get up in the morning and you like your tea milky
You fumble for your glasses cause without em you cant see
Its funny how I come around your house and Im 20
And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me
I walk into your kitchen everythings got a label
You done your Christmas shopping and were only in April
And you wont leave your house unless youre wearing your thermals
Youre covered all in cat hair and youre stinking like Strepsils
Youre heading down the Bowls Club
Have another orange squash
Bowls are rollin rollin rollin
You cant walk right cause things arent what they were
Your ankles are swollen swollen swollen
Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You wont pick it up if its over a fiver
Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus cause you still cant drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive
Youre walking down the post office to pick up your pension
And then your off to Bingo, its become an obsession
So wary of the kids when theyre wearin their hoods up
And even if they smile at you, you think its a stick up
You only buy the paper just to cut out the coupons
Youre saving 50p but what do you want with tampons?
Youre always at the doctor picking up your prescription
And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction
You got a leak in your colostomy bag
Yeah, its got a hole in hole in hole in
At the weekend youre shopping with your trolley its sad
How youre rollin rollin rollin
Nan youre a window shopper
Taking a look but you never buy
Nan youre a window shopper
You wont pick it up if its over a fiver
Nan youre a window shopper
Get on the bus cause you still cant drive
Nan youre a window shopper
Mad as fuck only just alive