Does it hurt to be polite
Or is it just cool to be unkind
Must you always hurt the ones you love
And then get paid back in kind
Andy is fine but his taste is not mine
Let me tell you
I dont mean maybe
Im getting really tired of Andys babies
Some say that children should be seen and not heard
Thats what Id prefer
Lets go down town for a while
Im sure youll be forced to smile
When you see Andys babies
And their bohemian lifestyle
Andy is a saint
But Im losing my patience
I really dont mean maybe
Dont even want to talk about Andys babies
So when he says his children will inherit the Earth
Isnt that absurd
In a word
Trudys in the bathroom
Shes trying to clean up her act
And Donalds gone to Mass
Yes we are thankful for that
Its eight in the morning
And still you cant get no sleep
On account of Perfect Day
And all this White Light, White Heat
Isnt that sweet