Hey girl I got somethin real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know weve been together such a long long time
such a long time
And now Im ready to lay it on the line
Wooow You know its Christmas and my heart is open
wide
Gonna give you something so you know whats on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — its my dick in a box
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift dont mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know youre my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin real
Wanna get you somethin from the heart
Somethin special girl
Its my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe
Its my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See Im wise enough to know when a gift needs givin
yeah
And I got just the one, somethin to show ya that you
are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
Its easy to do just follow these steps
1 Cut a hole in a box
2 Put your junk in that box
3 Make her open the box
And thats the way you do it
Its my dick in a box… my dick in a box babe
Its my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas dick in a box
Hanukkah dick in a box
Kwanzaa a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMAs a dick in a box yeah-wow-wow-
wow-wow-wow
a dick in a box…