Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So youre in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, Im the boss
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is…
Talk to to corporate like a boss
Approve memos like a boss
Lead a workshop like a boss
Remember birthdays like a boss
Direct workflow like a boss
My own bathroom like a boss
Micromanage like a boss
Promote Synergy like a boss
Hit on Debra like a boss
Get rejected like a boss
Swallow sadness like a boss
Send some faxes like a boss
Call a sex line like a boss
Cry deeply like a boss
Demand a refund like a boss
Eat a bagel like a boss
Harrassment lawsuit like a boss
No promotion like a boss
Fifth of vodka like a boss
Shit on Debras desk like a boss
Buy a gun like a boss
In my mouth like a boss
Oh fck man I cant fcking do it… shit!
pssy out like a boss
Puke on Debras desk like a boss
Jump out the window like a boss
Suck a dudes dick like a boss
Score some coke like a boss
Crash my car like a boss
Suck my own dick like a boss
Eat some chicken strips like a boss
Chop my balls off like a boss
Black out in the sewer like a boss
Meet a giant fish like a boss
fck its brains out like a boss
Turn into a jet like a boss
Bomb the Russians like a boss
Crash into the sun like a boss
Now Im dead like a boss
Uh huh. So thats an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
Nope!
Actually Im pretty sure you did
Nah, that aint me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
Im the boss
Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
Im the boss
Yeah yeah I got it!
Im the boss
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A BOSS!