Jorma Hello?
Kiv Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
Jorma No. The games on.
Kiv Oh, I almost forgot. Ill be right there.
We like sportz and we dont care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We like sportz and we dont care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
The game is starting everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun
Kiv Right guy number 2?
Jorma Yeah guy number 1.
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch cause Im the man
If my team loses Ill be mean all night
If you tell me to relax well get in a fight
Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They dont know the rules theres no time to explain
Single, double, triple, home-run
For the celebration Ill shoot my gun
I like my friend, hes a real guys guy
Hes not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We like sportz and we dont care who knows
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome
We like sportz and we dont care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
Now when I say sportz, you say nutz
Sportz!
Nutz!
Sportz!
Nutz!
When I say cheating, you say sux
Cheating!
Sux!
Cheating!
Sux!
I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
You think its bitter but I think its great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Dont believe me? Smell our cars
Were real men, and we like sportz
If you say were not then well see you in court
Jorma Im team captain and I choose you
Kiv Im the other team captain and I choose you too
We steal the ball and were off to the races
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
What what what what what what.
What what what what what what.
We like sportz and we dont care who knows
From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
We like sportz and we dont care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
Kiv Throw me the baseball.
Jorma Now toss me the pig skin.
Kiv Now feed me the rock.
Jorma Now give me the rock.