I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams
The secret of the crablouse
Heres a message for the girls about vaginas
And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
Mind your labia theyre never out of danger
If youre gonna go to bed with a stranger
Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
Its the crablouse thats out to get ya!
Its gonna grab you by the pubic hair
Shake your pussy wen the bastards there
Its there to stay, sucks all day
Its there to bite, my parasite
The little vampire, horny and so greedy
It doesnt care about a penis and its envy
Its intelligent, nasty and its sick
A party animal, a pervert and a pig
If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
Then waits patiently until a penetration
Gets it out of there and right into salvation
Its there to stay, sucks all day
Its there to bite, my parasite
Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
You cant get rid of it unless you use a razor
Its unbearable, funky and so cool
A real smartass and nobodys fool
If you meet a guy whos scratching at his totem
We all know that its connected with his scrotum
He might tell you that his undie is too tight
But youll know that its the crablouse and youre right
Its there to stay, sucks all day
Its there to bite, my parasite
My love machine, my maddest dream
Turns me on, makes me come