Conway Twitty Loretta Lynn
Youre the reason Im a-ridin around on recapped tires.
And youre the reason Im hangin our clothes outside on wires.
And youre the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin
Ah, but looks aint evrythin and money aint evrythin
But I love you just the same.
Youre the reason Ive changed to beer from soda pop.
And youre the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.
Youre the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin
Ah, but looks aint evrythin, and money aint evrythin
But I love you just the same.
I guess that we wont ever have everything we need
Cause when we get ahead its got another mouth to feed
And thats the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.
And thats the reason that I aint got no hair to comb.
And youre the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin
Ah, but looks aint evrythin, and money aint evrythin
But I love you just the same
I guess that we wont ever have everything we need
Cause when we get ahead its got another mouth to feed
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Conway, why in the devil dont you go
And shave and put on a clean pair of pants?
But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish youd take them
Curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup
And get out of that housecoat before supper.
Ha, well let me tell you something,
Conway, considerin everything that I went through today,
I look like a movie star.
Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.
Thankyee.
Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway.
Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones thats Bald?
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Well, I guess you could say they take after me…
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