You got the black belt, I got the gun.
Lets team up tonight–have some fun.
Lets drink some drinks, find us some fights.
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon its Saturday night!
Im very angry, youre hopping mad.
Lets hurt some people–lets hurt them bad.
Lets break some heads, lets bust some teeth.
Cmon, its Saturday night lets get some relief!
Well get our rocks off.
Well rape a co-ed.
La la la la la la la la la…
Beat on a wino til he is dead.
Ill slug a hippie, youll plug a cop.
Well go on a rampage and we wont wanna stop.
Oh baby.
Now they say hes helpless. I do not care.
Lets get the guy in the wheelchair.
God I hate women they mess up your life.
Ill kill your mother, you kill my wife.
Oh darling.
Its a hard day at the office, one needs to unwind.
Lets mix up some cocktails… the Molotov kind.
Burn down the high school… the synogogue.
Lets burn down McDonalds–lets go whole hog!
Quarter pounder.
Now I know a rooftop, dont you say nope.
Lets try out your rifle, the one with the scope.
Tomorrow is Sunday, theres gonna be some parades.
Back at my house, Ive got some grenades.
Ive got the black belt, youve got the gun.
Hey, were gonna team up tonight have some fun!