Well its 3am, and so I creep
Around the house cause youre asleep
I cant sleep, I gotta smoke
I think I left some in my coat
No theyre not there, but theres a chance
I left some in a packet in my pants
Bumped into the table, just below the belt
If you were a man baby youd know how that felt
Just one thing I dont want to do
And that one thing is to wake up you
My hands are shaking, my brow it is damp
Bumped into the chair, knocked over the lamp
Bumped into the chair, knocked over the lamp
Sure I know where some cigarettes are
But its too cold outside to go to the car
I know this habit of mine, its gotta be fed
Im gonna get down Im gonna scrounge around under the bed
Under the bed, down on the floor
Up on top baby I can hear you snore
Snore baby… ooooooh
Snore baby… ooooooh
Eureka! Im in luck
I found some matches and a crumpled butt
And just to show I love you
Im not gonna look for an ashtray baby, Im gonna use your shoe!