It was Friday night,
And I was feelin aight, yep
Downtown atlanta, big city, bright lights,
Mixin henny wit the sprite,
While Im drinkin and drivin,
No police lights,
No police sirens,
Im headed to the club, lokin for a freak,
To spread a lil love, to spread a couple cheeks,
Pull up to the spot, 26s like beam,
Eyes on me like bitch, do you see em?
Stroll to the front dor headed to the vip,
Bought a couple bottles and I tok a couple sips,
Strokib out the room and what do I see?,
A nice round butt and a pair of double ds,
So, I crept up like shawty whats happenin?,
You killin that dress and I love it with a passion,
Then she turned around and her face was aight,
She had a gap toth and a mean overbite,
But I was like hm!
If I take one more drink,
Im gon fuckin you,
Is that what you wanna do shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
Im gon fuckin you,
You too!
Woke up the next mornin and all I can remember,
Was takin shots and tippin the bartender,
Surrender to the woman, end up bringing me home,
Cause she started lokin better, every shot of patron, yep!
I jumped up wit a devilish grin,
Cause tonight, damn right! I might do it again!
So I called up the homies, whaddup?? lets ride,
We can hit the sports bar, over on the southside,
Get a couple of coronas, couple of limes,
Went up to the bar, saw a couple of dimes,
So I, slowly walked up and said hi!
My name is Ludacris and Ima hell of a guy,
One said I know who you are,
Im your number one fan,
And right now, its to bad, I got a man,
And I said I understand,
But where the hell is he at??
Cause in a minute, if he dont show up, then man
If I take one more drink,
Im gon fuckin you,
Is that what you wanna do shawty?,
If I take one more drink,
Im gon fuckin you,
You too!
Aye pain holla at em right quick man!
You gon get in trouble with your man girl,
Dont get in trouble girl
Talkin bout how youre my biggest fan girl,
I know what Im doin
Now I dont wanna do,
Pleasee
What if you gon make me do?
Dont make me do it, dont make me do it!
If I had one more drink
One more drink Ima get cha,
Home, then Ill split cha,
Grab the camera phone,
And take a bunch drunk pictures,
Cause hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha,
Equals you, mixed with a whole bunch of Luda,
And you know how far one drink could go,
Start slurrin my speech, slowin up da flow,
Hikin up these skirts,
Climbin up your shirt,
Its mr latenight Luda and I like to flirt,
So guess what babygirl
If I take one more drink,
Im gon fuckin you,
Just one bok
Is that what you wanna do shawty?,
Thats all it gon take
If I take one more drink,
Im gonfuckin you,
Who else t-pain?
You too!
You hear what Im sayin??
People to picky these daysdamn it!
To tall, to short, to fat, to skinny,
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating,
This is been a Luda service announcement
Deuces