When I stole a twig from our little nest
And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
And twisted around for a whole fucking week
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock, get stoned on my hash?
Why dya do it? she said, whyd you let her suck your cock?
Oh, do me a favor, dont put me in the dark
Why dya do it?, she said, theyre mine all your jewels
You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools
Why dya do it?, she said, when you know it makes me sore
Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd you spit on my snatch?
Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch?
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Why dya do it?, she said, aint nothing to laugh
You just tore all our kisses right in half
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd ya do what you did
Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch
Why dya do it? she said, whyd you do what you did?
You drove my ego to a really bad skid
Why dya do it?, she screamed, after all weve said
Every time I see your dick, I see her cunt in my bed
The whole room was swirling
Her lips were still curling
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd you do what you did
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd you do what you did
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd ya do it, she said
Whyd you do what you did?
Oh, big gray mother, I love you forever
With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather
Why dya do it?, she said, whyd you do what you did
Ah, I feel better now