The little kid pissed on the big kids porch
He thinks hes amazing, hes rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid
Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah
Collagen rock
And one of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare
And one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare
Its easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah
Collagen rock
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
Youve got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
Ive got a mouth, got a wonderful Incomprehensible
Collagen rock
Collagen rock
Collagen rock