We dont smoke marijuana in Muskogee
We dont take our trips on LSD
We dont burn our draft cards down on Main Street
We like living right, and being free
We dont make a party out of lovin
But we like holding hands and pitchin woo
We dont let our hair grow long and shaggy
Like the hippies out in San Fransisco do
And Im proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
And White Lightning still the biggest thrill of all
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
Beeds and roman sandals wont be seen
Football still the roughest thing on campus
And the kids here still respect the college dean
And Im proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
And White Lightning still the biggest thrill of all
We still wave Old Glory down at the court house
In Muskogge, Oklahoma, USA