Well anyway
You may be saying about now
How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuff
And not get sick to his stomach?
Haha, well, dont worry about that
You see, whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Or the pudding or something
I mix up some herbs and
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
Thatll set me free, Ill tell you
Ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores as soon as months from now
Youve heard of good to the last drop
Well your food could soon be good to the last bite
Wow! That was loud!
Got to ya, huh?
Heres an interesting note artificial colors
Yellows or reds
Lets focus on the red
In addition to fdc red number 40, the FDA has approved
Certain food coloring additives, some are actually poison!
If you arent sure of the additives or colorings
In the products youve purchased, leave it alone!
Poison!
Bad news!
Thats right!
Thank you
Well, I think that about covers all of the natural foods out here
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
I have to go
Im conducting a cooking class today
Good health to you all!
Uh, over this way
Look out!
Alright pops, still feel like charging me for that meal?
One look at his feature-less face
One look was enough to ensure his safety
As years passed, he became even more bitter and angry
Burning with vengeance against the world
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls, he found what hed been seeking
Then, clothed in a suit of invulnerable armor
And possessing the worlds greatest secrets of
Science and magic, he returned to his homeland
And there he has remained
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Plotting his mad campaign to conquer the entire world
I cant believe it!
Alright, dont make a big deal about it
I warn you Doom, youve gone too far
Yeah!
Thatll do it doom, get your machine