Hey, Daddy
Ive got a problem
Last night I took my girlfriend
For a ride
And the way she
Touched my hand, Dad
Got this funny feeling deep inside
So I leaned over and I kissed her
Put my arms around her and then
Well she reached up and she slapped me
She said Youre just like all the other men
Son, youre talkin to the wrong man
If you want to know
What girls are all about
Youre talkin to the wrong man
I still aint got your mama figured out
By the way, Son
Ive got a problem
I wonder could you talk with me awhile
See lately, your mama she ignores me
Hardly ever gives me a little smile
So I was thinkin
Maybe you could show me
The way you younger fellas comb your hair
Think I need to change my style, Son
Could you show me something really cool to wear?
Dad, youre talking to the wrong man
If you want to know
What girls are all about
Youre talkin to the wrong man
Still aint got my girlfriend figured out
So I guess well just go fishin
Maybe head out to that old golf course today
When our buddies ask us about women
I think I know exactly what well say
Boys, youre talking to the wrong men
If you want to know
What girls are all about
Youre talkin to the wrong men
Still aint got them women figured out
Still aint got them women figured out