I put em on whenever I sit down to the read the paper
Cant explain the way they seem to work like magic
I put em on to keep it positive
Dont mean to tell you how to feel
But Im a firm believer in the power of the plastic
Positive plastic
In my pink sunglasses
Always makes the world look a little bit better
In my pink sunglasses
You can try em anytime you need a change of the weather
For nine ninety-nine, Im perfectly disguised
When Im walking by, I wanna roll my eyes
In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses
I was looking for some tortoise shells
But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras
Tried em on and suddenly, it occurred to me
That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous
In the checkout line, dont I look good?
In my pink sunglasses
Always makes the world look a little bit better
In my pink sunglasses
You can try em anytime you need a change of the weather
For nine ninety-nine, Im perfectly disguised
When Im walking by, I wanna roll my eyes
In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses
I could leave em on a beach, at a bar, on a boat
But they always reappear in the pocket of my coat
I cant find em, they always find me
My pink sunglasses
Always makes the world look a little bit better
In my pink sunglasses
You can try em anytime you need a change of the weather
For nine ninety-nine, Im completely polarized
Sometimes, I accidentally go to bed at night
In my pink sunglasses, pink sunglasses
In my pink sunglasses
Pink sunglasses