… I could have died right then and there
But an angel pulled my hair
She said Do all you dare and
Youll be just fine
Ive got my guardian angel working over-time
And they kept asking, Is it true?
Did all of that really happen to you?
A friend can save your life and a song can do so too
Michael saved me back in London,
One day, Ill be saving you!
I drink on the church steps like Im some kind of saint
I recall all my past lives but last night is faint
But i couldnt have made it too far
Before running out of gas and stopping at some bar
If i could stay up every night of the week
Id be dreaming the whole time, Id never get enough sleep
I know someones gonna lend me their light
With a soda and campari I feel like Mata Hari, in the night
I love the trouble, Im a secret spy
Im seeing double, got a secret life
No University degree, no need
In my Theory of Life
If you dont believe in magic, youll only see the tragic
But then again, thats just a theory of mine
I swear, I know a thousand jokes
And i swear, my heart was never broke
I thought wed stay together
They say nothing last forever
Ill find out if theyre right
Go out and find my nothing for the night
The kinda nothing thatll make you believe
That every night is just like New Years Eve
Now youre like nothing in my life
Alright, in my Theory Of Life