Yo, Im like lately seeing like,
Many man-a coming up with funny little skanks and ting but,
When Im on a skankin ting, no lie Im on a blankin ting,
And if you feel my shit, Im on a thankin ting
But if you bring a pretty girl around me,
Im on a spankin ting, its no wankin ting ai
See me Im on a stancin ting, forever more I shall be the skankin king
So if you wanna come hotel, dont waste time,
Only get one chance, dont get nine,
like kartel said mi cocky longer than mi nine
so cup it and lets up bump n grind
Im a man, youre a female,
And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook
But they cant back the real thing in up in detail,
Dun with your pictures, bun all your emails
Yo, Im a hard worker but Im not a grime MC,
So anytime I get a day off I like writing angry lyrics,
with my friends reminiscing about the days,
When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels Aah!,
Shag them then link their best friend,
Youre the shit to my shoe, your dad shoulda splashed on the floor or in your mums face
Hey, if youre a duku man, youve gotta be stackin up duku grangs,
Got balls round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo You do voodoo?
What planet are you on you must be cuckoo,
I dont wanna put a thing in FeFes hands,
Cause he will definitely make it go duku
Were supposed to have balls, not lulus,
Never have I seen a man run that fast,
Im surprised that he never done a poo poo fart noise,
Oi dounut, dickhead beenie mans cousin,
Dey feel silly man dey ate more than a dozen
I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that
I will never shag a man unless I love him!
Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin,
How can you let a duku man like me make two grown men like you start dussin
Never talk to their friends when they come and start duckin
You beina buggin, wanna talk shit behind my back,
When you see me start runnin,
You bein heavy like a ton full of bricks, N-Dubz got a bag full of hits,
You and your boys are back full of pricks, if we come to your party,
You know were gonna leave with all of the chicks
If youre a duku man, youve gotta be stackin up duku grands,
Got balls round here, no lulus man,
You man are spooky, you do voodoo Duks tell me…
What would you if youre in a club dancin,
A man rollin with his girlfriend on a satin,
And she starts givin you the eye like its a bang ting,
I know what I would do I aint rampin Duks
I would take her to the toilet, put her in a sink,
Give her willy, tell her bye then wink
Dont think Im buyin you a drink, you are not my girlfriend,
And thats enough of that, I dont care what you think
When I die, dont bury me, burn me,
By the way things are goin, I might die early,
I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like
Im a killer and no one can hurt me
Yo
When I die dont bury me, freeze me,
By the way things are goin I might die easy,
I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like
I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy
You ask if you think that Im living in a dreamland,
You thinkin that I play two notes, on a keyboard,
And come up with a song like ours,
Your mixtape stinks like a fart fart noise,
My albums a slut in the charts, half a million of my CDs got shipped like hot cakes over the counter
So could you please stop standin in the west, when you cant even sell
2 of them in an hour, go go cobunion,
I come chew wid a shank then done dem,
Im from a place called North West London,
I heard your mums got bunions fam, what!