I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin
So far ahead, these bums is laggin
See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin
Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Im startin to feel like a dungeon dragon
Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin
So fuck I look like gettin back to a has-been
Yeah, I said it, has-been
Hang it up, flat screen
Plasma
Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma
I got the pumps, it aint got medicine
I got bars, sentencin
Im a bad bitch, Im a cunt
And Ill kick that ho, punt
Forced trauma, blunt
You play the back bitch, Im in the front
You need a job, this aint cuttin it
Nicki Minaj is who you aint fuckin with
You lil brag-a-lot beat you with a pad-a-lock
I am a movie, camera block
You outta work, I know its tough
But enough is enough
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
I aint into SM but my whips off the chain
A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame
Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain
An eraser for a head, fuckin pencil for a frame
You dont like it then peel off, bitch, every last woman on Earth, Ill kill off
And I still wouldnt fuck you, slut, so wipe the smile on your grill off
I swear to God, Ill piss a Happy Meal off
Get the wheels turnin, spin a wheel off
Snap the axle in half, bust the tire-rod
Quit hollerin Why, God? He aint got shit to do with it
Bygonesll never be bygones so wont be finished swallowin my wad
I aint finished blowin it, nice bra
Hope itll fit a tough titty, bitch, lifes hard, I swear to God
Life is a dumb blond, white broad
With fake tits and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my fuckin face and called me a fuckin tightwad
Til finally I broke down and bought her an iPod
And caught her stealin my music so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and pissed twice on her
Look, two pees and a tripod
The moral to the story is, lifes treatin you like dry sod?
Kick it back in its face, my God
Its Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd
But dont ask why, bitch, ask Why not?
The world, world is my punchin bag and
If Im garbage, youre a bunch of maggots
Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me
Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
Like a, raah, like a dungeon dragon
You fell off, off, they mustve bumped your wagon
You musta went off the back, Im bout to go off the deep end
Told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic
Is this the thanks that I get for puttin you bitches on?
Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone?
Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little ho
Now Ima wrap your coffin with a bow
Nicki, she just mad cause you took the spot
Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot?
Well bitch, if you aint shittin, then get off the pot
Got some niggas out in Brooklyn thatll off your top
I hear them mumblin, I hear the cacklin
I got em scared, shook, panickin
Overseas, church, Vatican
You at a stand still, mannequin
You wanna sleep on me? Overnight?
Im the motherfuckin boss, overwrite
And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike
Now all my niggas gettin bucked, overbite
I see them dusty ass Filas, Levis
Raggedy ass, holes in your knee-highs
I call the play, now do you see why?
These bitches callin me Manning, Eli
Manning, Eli
These bitches callin me Manning, Eli
All you lil faggots can suck it
No homo, but Ima stick it to em like refrigerator magnets
And Im crooked enough to make straitjackets bend
Yeah, look whos back again, bitch, keep actin as if
You have the same passion that I have
Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass, you ass dicks had gastric bypass
Aint hot enough to set fire to dry grass
And bout as violent as hair on eyelids, eyelash
Go take a flyin leap of faith off a fuckin balcony
Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass
You know what time it is, so why ask
When Shady and Nickis worlds class, its high class meets white trash
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon
Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Roman, Roman, stop it, stop it
Youve gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad
You and this boy Slim Shady
Whats goin on?
Theyll lock you away
Theyll put you in a jail cell
I promise
Take your mothers warnin, Roman please
Back to bed, run along
Lets go, come on
Wash your mouth out with soap, boys