Im a Chingstah
Im an asian wannabe
I dont hang with the Gs, I just roll with the Cs
When I skip on the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
I run with scissors! I break the rules!
I drink when I drive! I loiter in schools!
Im a hardcore thief, I steal but dont share!
I dont need to build my rep, cus I just built a bear!
Look at that hot chick looking this way
I dont want a girl with Ds, shes gotta have As
But I dont need no pssy cat, just to clear the fog.
I do what I want, I just chill with my dawgs
I stand like a Chingstah with my Chingstah face
I dust off both my shoulders, not for dirt, but dandruff flakes.
I like to eat drugs, especially when Im sick.
I take some tylenol and Advil, then I feel better!
Im ballin on some 13 inch rims, cus Im bad
Ill fly 47 in a 45 if somebody makes me mad!
I love to play Monopoly, I love the police!
Every single picture Im in, I hold my gang sign peace
I pillow fight my dog! I pillow fight my cat!
I pillow fight the carpet! I pillow fight this lamp!
I pillow fight my house! I pillow fight this tree.
I pillow fight the wall, I pillow fight myself!
Im a Chingstah
Im an asian wannabe
I dont hang with the Gs, I just roll with the Cs
When I skip on the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
Who are you? Im a Chingstah!
What you want? Ice Cream!
Where you at? Im home!
Whats 3 x 3? Nine!
Who farted? That was me!
Favorite Jonas? Trick Question!
Best Rapper? Dr. Suess
Whos Yo Daddy? My Mom!