Girl 1 Oh cutie got it goin ON!
Girl 2 Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker?
Girl 1 You buggin!
Girl 2 Aint no buggin, hes some ugly motherfucker.
Girl 1 You buggin, no — look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride!
Girl 2 What stride? Ugly motherfucker, he aint shit.
Girl 1 See, thats my plate, brother may kill me like that.
Girl 2 You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that aint shit at all…
Girl 1 Im — yo G, I dont think he realizes it. Look at him!
Girl 2 Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he aint shit.
Girl 1 Hahaha, you dont see what I see, B.
Girl 2 I dont see nothing, you aint blind, sisso.
Girl 1 True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition!
One Ol Dirty Bastard
Approach the school nine thirty, youre late
This time happy the solution was my date.
Get in your class, walk to your chair
Pop is all you see and then occasionally stare
At the teacher, more, tune in to were clocking ya.
Lean back at this girl kept clockin ya hood
Simulated from a blonde,
Tell the young girl Baby, youre the one I want.
She doesnt respond, pretends to ignore
So you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally
Pitchin lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild pussy
You cannot afford this
Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend
Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots,
To rap out loose in my class,
But I kept sayin the size of my dick and that ass.
So I turned around to arrange a date.
Swinging episode, baby number ones gotta say it
She popped a gum, cold twist to come
I said Baby, how you feel?
She said Sure
Then I said sure, I just found my thrill
Wear it in the classroom, know Im Blueberry Hill
Cause what I said just bottled her hate.
She put her face on the chest, this is what the bitch said
Because of you I aint hurting, but then my within my heart
Cause no, Im not right to be flirtin, but our relationship has to start.
Youre the one that Im clocking, stop or you could stop mockin
Dont want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is why!
Two Killah Priest
I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder
The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries
Forgot the catsup, thats when I pressed up
Ive been watching you mowing your lawn
The thoughts were flowin, while Im holding the palm
Hey whats that on your menu?, from there we continued
And talk about this and that we chit and chat
Sipped on the Coke then I stroked the back
As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra
She said nah!, thats when I noticed her pah
Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank
At parties, drink Bacardi and didnt think
Just act silly, with his brother Willy
Another hillbilly gettin ill with the Philly
And moonshine, but its a new time of day
On the stoop doing the Patty Duke
OK, its like that old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to Apple Jacks
Chub chub!!
Interlude Ol Dirty Bastard
Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like
They be lovin them, them them fancy bitches
I, I likes me a nasty bitch
Bitch thats willing to do anything at any given time
Bitch gotta be nasty cuz Im a nasty nigga
I do anything baby, I wouldnt give a fuck what it was
Ill, ah, anything – Im a nasty motherfucker girl
Three Ol Dirty Bastard
Im just sittin right, in my class at a quarter to ten right?
Waiting patiently for the class to begin right?
Teacher says open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph on
Oral sex!
I said Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!
Yo, next to me said whats wrong with you man?, this is a lesson that
Makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!
I said Dont try to use no hypnotic spell!
She said Be my assistant, Id show rather tell!
My knees buckled heart started to drop
My dick grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop
I tried to run! She yelled out freeze!
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, Easy on my balls, theyre fragile as eggs.
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