This one goes out to all the juggaloz,
Hoes be trippin, Ya know whud Im sayin
Once upon a time yea, a long time ago,
I was chillin in the hood with a bottle of Faygo.
Me and the boys, just kickin a beat,
on the corner of Jefferson and St. Charles Street.
When I seen this girl I could never forget,
she had eyes like glass all sticky and wet,
and a smile so nice it really shined,
she wore a mini skirt wit a fat behine.
So I told my boys yea, Craig and Lou,
watch the boy in action wont ya see what I do.
So I stepped to this girl and said Dees the name,
so once ya gimmie dem digits, we can start this game.
This girl did everything that I didnt expect,
she gave me money, gold, and the beeper off her chest.
For 40 days I thought she was so fly,
then she took a sharp knife and stabbed me in the eye.
I was so suprised, I said what the fck,
called us all punk pussies, and she tried to buck.
So I grabbed my nine and wiped off the rust,
and the bitch goes down another bites the dust hey
Bitches be trippin — Ya know what Im sayin
fck em
Now a year had passed and Im workin this job,
some toilet scrub, for some fat ass slob.
When I met this girl she was workin too,
she said gimmie a date and Ill be so true.
She said dont ya see you were made for me,
so Ima go get ready, pick me up at three.
I said wait just a minute, you dont know my name,
she said it really dont matter men are all the same.
So I kick back home yea to wash it up,
yea to flake the fish and to feed the pup.
It was 245 time to move my feet,
and at 259 I was rollin down her street.
She jumped right in, in the front of my Benz,
and I could see right there where this night would end.
Only two hours pass and Im dickin her down,
then we hit four parties all over town.
Only two weeks pass and I couldnt believe,
she looked me dead in the face and she tried to decieve.
So I said start walkin and thats a must,
and the bitch goes down another bites the dust,hey
I told ya them bitches be trippin—Shid
Now seven years pass and I think of her,
was deception in her eye or in her word.
But I wouldnt believe that I made a mistake,
cuz Im happy now smokin cronic flakes.
Yea I hang wit my boys yea right in the hood,
and I pimp four bitches, and I pimp em good.
I got mad homeboys and they all around,
and we thump to the bass you can feel the sound.
So late one day right out the blue,
this girl walks up says Im in love with you.
So I said to myself, I should give it a try.
And in only two weeks she started to cry.
Yea I was wit another, No I aint gonna front,
so hows it gonna be tell me what you want.
She said Im out this bitch Ima leave today,
then I asked her not to go, yea I begged her to stay.
I couldnt believe that I was in love,
or was this revenge from the God above.
Then she pulled out my shotgun and held it to my nuts,
and the boy goes down, another bites the dust, hey.
Yea all them bitches be trippin ya know whud Im sayin
but you juggalos, you dont let that bring ya down
Ya kno, stay away from them hoes, ya know whud Im sayin
They just playin games, Ya know, Hold out for the right one,
cuz ya know the right girl, a real girl gonna come around eventually,
you dont let them hoes get you down.
Spendin loot, goin to the movies,
goin to the beach, just chillin wit ya girl,
makin them babies, laughin, havin a good time.
ya know whud Im sayin– shid,
I aint playin wit them hoes no mo
Yo Lil Paul, gimmie a light dog, I bust this cronic.
Ho run up on me shid, I be like shting,
I aint messin wit them hoes no mo
Ima wait for the right girl to come along,
ya kno whud Im sayin–shid,
Juggalos, peace out