Well you see
I wanna sell a million records
but my music sucks
so what am I to do?
They say an artist is appreciated after hes dead
I have no talent but
I bet that its still true!
The lyrics all suck and
the chords are too funky
Were on a major label
cus were just plain lucky
We sold 4 albums
to our own mothers
we have a few supporters
but there arent many others!
What if I could live
if they all would think Im dead
oh just what if I could have my
cake and eat it too
Id be set for life
no more struggles no more strife
let the money do the talking
Im a dead man walking!
Kill myself
and all our record sales will shoot up
like an addict
or that poser Emineim
Make it mystery
and let them spot me just like elvis
it wouldnt matter
cause Id still be dead to them
Id simply sit back in
a house all secluded
out in the forest
self sufficient pool included
Let my name take the place of Fred Durst
I could have it all
if my label doesnt kill me first
What if I could live
if they all would think Im dead
oh just what if I could have my
cake and eat it too
Id be set for life
no more struggles no more strife
let the money do the talking
Im a dead man walking!