Santa didnt keep his promise, so hes getting his
cookies and milk NO MORE
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a Boba Fett
Still in original packaging, but Santa has abandoned me
And I wanted me a new guitar
with EMGs and a whammy bar
I dont know why thats so much to ask
I was good this year, but now Im beatin some ass
because
Santas a bastard cuz he wouldnt give me what I
wanted for Christmas
Santas an asshole cuz he didnt give me what I wrote
on my wishlist
Santas all shady cuz he wont deliver on the things
that he promised
Santas so lazy making children suffer like a jolly old
sadist
LIES.
All I wanted to get for Christmas was a private jet
with a stuardess named Angelina Jolie
but Santa has forsaken me
And I wanted just like every year
a new liver and a truck of beer
Ive been so nice and real patient too
but Kris Kringles got a lot of explaining to do
because
Santa brought a lot of socks