SWINE FLU SONG
Miss piggy, Arnold Ziffle neither has a little sniffle
Porky Pig and Poohs Piglet no fever yet
Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle
Not contagious safe to snuggle
Ask Petunia, Babe, Noelle
All of them feel well
Wilber, Hamm, Hogzilla too none of them have caused the
flu
Wash your hands, wear a mask howd this happen?
people ask
How it started I dont know stay away from Mexico
Now its in the USA no ones safe this day and age
Pigs didnt start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory for this awful story
Pigs didnt start the swine flu
No weve been betrayed
The strain appears man-made
Viral codes of human flu, bird influenzas in there too
The only thing I seem to find people blame the swine
Read the papers post your blog, blame it on the lowly
hog
Down some aspirin take a swig your infected by the pig
Everyone thinks Im contagious read it on my twitter
pages
You can hug me you wont die come and hang out in my
sty
Eat your dinner throw it up no one blames it on the pup
Run a temp and get the chills everyone run for the
hills
Name diseases after pigs everyone throws dirty digs
Im a virus people think Im not sick Im clean and
pink
Im your friend your little buddy I dont know why you
feel cruddy
Dont blame me Im not the cause
Government should change laws
People sick across the nation looking for a vaccination
Center for disease control someone there has got to
know
This disease it needs a name which animals should we
defame
Nobody will likely mind if we name it for an ugly
swine!
the pigs are innocent I tell you
we didnt do anything wrong
we didnt start this disease
but were taking all the blame
take pity on pigs