Drag him out your window, dragging out the dead
Singing I miss you, snakes and ladders
Flip the lid, out pops the cracker
Snaps you in the head, knifes you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth, steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards, get up, get the gunge
Get the eggs, get the flan in the face
The flan in the face, the flan in the face
Dance you fucker, dance you fucker
Dont you dare, dont you dare
Dont you flan in the face
Take it with the love its given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the tax-man
Let me back, let me back, I promise to be good
Dont look in the mirror at the face you dont recognize
Help me call the doctor, put me inside
Put me inside, put me inside
Put me inside, put me inside
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up, calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I dont pay the ransom
But Ill never see em again if I squeal to the cops
Walking like giant cranes
Ah, with my X-ray eyes I strip you naked
In a tight little world, why are you on the list?
Step forwards, who are we to complain?
Investments and dealers, investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses, cold wives and Sunday papers
City boys in first class dont know theyre born, they dont
Someone else is going to come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job, someone always does
I wish youd get up, get over, get up, get over
Turn your tape off
I keep the wolf from the door
But he calls me up, calls me on the phone
Tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up
Steal all my children if I dont pay the ransom
And Ill never see em again if I squeal to the cops
So, Im just gonna, ah, ah-ah