Dr. Frank-N-Furter
How do you do
I see youve met my faithful handyman
Hes just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Dont get strung out by the way I look
Dont judge a book by its cover
Im not much of a man by the light of day
But by night Im one hell of a lover
Im just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like youre both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
Thats not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
Brad Im glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
Were both in a bit of a hurry
Janet Right!
Brad Well just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We dont want to be any worry
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Well you got caught with a flat
Well how bout that
Well babies dont you panic
By the light of the night
Itll all seem alright
Ill get you a Satanic mechanic
Im just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why dont you stay for the night
Riff Raff Night!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter Or maybe a bite
Columbia Bite!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
I could show you my favorite obsession
Ive been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And hes good for relieving my tension
Im just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hit it! Hit it!
Im just a sweet transvestite
Dr. Frank-N-Furter From Transexual
Dr. Frank-N-Furter
So come up to the lab
And see whats on the slab
I see you shiver with antici…pation
But maybe the rain
Isnt really to blame
So Ill remove the cause
But not the symptom