Miraculous you call it babe
You aint seen nothing yet
Theyve got Pepsi in the Andes
Mcdonalds in Tibet
Yosemites been turned into
A golf course for the Japs
The Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and Euphrates
Theres a leisure centre now
Theyve got all kinds of sports
Theyve got Bermuda shorts
The had sex in Pennsylvania
A Brazilian grew a tree
A doctor in Manhattan
Saved a dying man for free
Its a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
Its a miracle
Weve got a warehouse of butter
Weve got oceans of wine
Weve got famine when we need it
Got a designer crime
Weve got Mercedes
Weve got Porsche
Ferrari and Rolls Royce
Weve got a choice
She said meet me
In the Garden of Gethsemane my dear
The Lord said Peter I can see
Your house from here
An honest man
Finally reaped what he had sown
And farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
Its a miracle
Another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty
And pressures of marketplace
The human race has civilized itself
Its a miracle
We cower in our shelters
With our hands over our ears
Lloyd-Webbers awful stuff
Runs for years and years and years
An earthquake hits the theatre
But the operetta lingers
Then the piano lids comes down
And break his fcking fingers
Its a miracle.