One day when I was chillin in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin my business, eatin food and finger lickin
This dude walked in lookin strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didnt walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, Yo, yo, um, is this Kentucky Fried?
The lady said Yeah smiled, and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, Small Fries, Big Mac!
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin
Today you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat, in free, no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Games about to start
You kickin popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Docs gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop
Then you scream Touchdown
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin
The other day around the way I seen you illin at a party
Drunk as skunk you illin punk and in your left hand was Bacardi
You went up to this fly girl and said Yo, yo, can I get this dance?
She smelt your breath and then she left you standin in your illin stance
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
For dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was def
You proceeded to eat it cause you was in the mood
But Holmes you did not read, it was a can of dog food
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, ill-illin
You be illin, illin
You be illin, illin, illin, ill-illin
You be illin, illin, ill-ill-ill-illin
Illin
Illin
Ill-Illin