Jayhawks play tonight at eight-thirty
Were all dressed up in the crimson an blue.
Mommas pissed by the house bein dirty
Daddys got his eyes glued to the tube.
Seems like the rest of the world keeps turnin,
Evolvin and a-solvin mysteries unknown.
From where Im sittin, theres one thing certain
Nothin ever changes back home.
No, no.
Grandmas tunin in to Sex And The City,
Thinkin bout the single life she never had.
Pukes on the carpet damn that kitty.
Shes be matted on the wall if it was up to Dad.
Seems like the rest of the world keeps turnin,
Evolvin and a-solvin mysteries unknown.
From where Im sittin, theres one thing certain
Nothin ever changes back home.
Yeah.
Well, somebody go an tell Bumpy that the world didnt end,
An Carrie didnt win.
Cause dinner with the family wouldnt be no fun,
If he dont come.
Yeah, yeah.
Instrumental Break .
Cmon, Bumpy.
Ill fix you up a nice Scotch on the rocks.
Please.
Seems like the rest of the world keeps turnin,
Evolvin and a-solvin mysteries unknown.
From where Im sittin, theres one thing certain
Nothin ever changes back home.
Yeah, when life starts feelin like it just aint workin,
Its good to know that Momma leaves the porch light on.
Well, thank the Good Lord that one thing is certain.
Nothin ever changes back home, no.
Nothin ever changes back home, whoa
Yeah, just stays the same.
Cock-doodle doo.