Life is not a spark in space,
An episode of Will and Grace
Controversial, yet mundane.
Debrahs messing with your brain.
Even Scientologists
Know theres more to all of this.
You search the ruins for trap doors.
Wonder what youre put here for.
Simple as a hint of gas
Climbing nostrils as you pass,
Making Harvard graduates
Feel childish when they laugh at it.
Climb the rungs to kingdom come.
Sour Patch to acid tongue.
Are you opposed to having fun?
You clench the world between your buns.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
Your life is always the post of something else.
Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?
And its disgusting how little that you try
The existential equivalent of pink eye.
Drink alone and watch TV.
Youre expecting harmonies
To tap your tune with silver spoons,
The anthem of impending doom.
Guiding Satans steady hand.
Forcing Beatles to disband.
Its ego freaks and drama queens
The young at heart know what I mean.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
You could do better
Better than that
Youre a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world
Youd burn so brightly
Youd burn so brightly in the dark
Youd burn so brightly
Youd burn so
Youd burn so
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
You could do better
Better than that
Youre a fraud
Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
You could do better
You could do better
You could be the greatest man in the world woah!
We could do better
We could do better
We could be the greatest band in the world woah!