If I hadnt been drunk
I wouldnta had that extra drink
I wouldnta ask the bartender if a 20
Was enough to let me get up and sing
If I hadnt been drunk
I wouldnta dropped my keys in the snow
Misplaced my purse and my phone
And had to ask if you could walk me home
So heres to them, the gin, the Beam
The Jameson and Blue Moon
Cause if I hadnt hung with them
I mighta never kissed you
If I hadnt been drunk
I wouldnta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldnta said, Whats up?
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Aint it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz?
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadnt been drunk
Well, if I hadnt been drunk
I wouldnta woke up wearing your shirt
Now Im still rocking it six years later
Damn, we lasted way past the hangover
I dont know if it was written in the stars
Or maybe it was Cupid getting stupid shooting darts
Or some tequila god connecting the dots
From me to you to us
If I hadnt been drunk
I wouldnta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldnta said, Whats up?
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Aint it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz?
No, I never woulda know what it meant to fall in love
If I hadnt been drunk
If I hadnt been drunk, if I hadnt been drunk, if I hadnt been-
So heres to them, the gin, the Beam
The Buds and Bloody Marys amen
Cause if I hadnt hung with them
We wouldnt be getting married hey
If I hadnt been drunk
I wouldnta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldnta said, Whats up? Whats up?
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Aint it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz? With a midnight buzz
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadnt been drunk
If I hadnt been drunk, if I hadnt been drunk, if I hadnt been-
If I hadnt been drunk
If I hadnt been drunk, if I hadnt been drunk, if I hadnt been-
If I hadnt been drunk
If I hadnt been drunk
If I hadnt been drunk