Girl, you got me wrong
We got along
But not because of your strange chemistry
Youre in the workspace next to me
And they got rules about this kind of stuff
Lots of folks wanna rock the boat
Its almost like they dont know youre not supposed
To put your lips on a chick, that you got to know
In the office, especially when shes one of your bosses
Of course, its due to the forces of nature
That makes ya a fool when she offers
To head to the saloon for a Fosters
Youre only gonna end up gettin the boot by human resources
Just say…
No way…
Someone stop me…
Hey, I got benefits, man, this jobs great
Girl, you got me wired
Its awful dire
Lets not get fired
And its not my Pops that hired me anyway…
I aint naming names…but you know what Im sayin!!
Meet me at the water cooler for a nightcap
Nice memo, girl, did you write that?
Were in the office and this is how Mike acts
I dont think this is what you meant by my staff
But despite that, were doing the dirty
To think, it all started out with you bein flirty
I bet you thought youd never see Louis in early
But this girlies got her paws glued to my curlies
Just say…
No way…
Someone stop me…
I cant give all this 401K!
Girl, you got me whipped
Theres lots of fish
To jostle with
Just not in this strange seascape rendering
Girl, you rocked my heart so hard
Its off the doctors chart
And it smarts, but we aint surrendering!
They sent in the General Management
And a panel for examining sexual harassment
And the workplace analyst, heavy scrutinizer
Our first date will happen, when they send me to retire
Every supervisor likes getting ravished
Tell me whos the wiser if their eyes never catch us in the practice
If they do, they might let me have it.
Damn girl you better have a nice severance package
Just say…
No way…
Someone stop me…
Oh all these unused vacation days
Just say…
No way…
Someone stop me…
I used to have such a great resume