Well, I dont know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something aint right
Im so scared, in case I fall off my chair
And Im wondering how Ill get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, Im stuck in the middle with you
And Im wondering what it is I should do
Its so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, Im all over the place
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And youre proud that youre a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin
Slap you on the back and say, ?Please, please?
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Well, I dont think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started out with nothing
And youre proud that youre a self-made man
And your friends, they all come crawlin
Slap you on the back and say, ?Please, please?
Yeah, I dont know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something aint right
Im so scared, in case I fall off my chair
And Im wondering how Ill get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes, Im stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you