I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift
All of the people Ive ghosted stand there in the room
I should not be left to my own devices
They come with prices and vices
I end up in crises
Tale as old as time
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day Ill watch as youre leaving
Cause you got tired of my scheming
For the last time
Its me
Hi!
Im the problem, its me
At teatime
Everybody agrees
Ill stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And Im a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out
Slowly lurching toward your favorite city
Pierced through the heart but never killed
Did you hear my covert narcissism
I disguise as altruism
Like some kind of congressman
Tale as old as time
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day Ill watch as youre leaving
And life will lose all its meaning
For the last time
Its me
Hi!
Im the problem, its me Im the problem, its me
At teatime
Everybody agrees
Ill stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers round and reads it
And then someone screams out
Shes laughing up at us from hell!
Its me
Hi!
Im the problem, its me
Its me
Hi!
Im the problem, its me
Its me
Hi!
Everybody agrees
Everybody agrees
Its me
Hi! Hi!
Im the problem, its me Im the problem, its me
At teatime
Everybody agrees everybody agrees
Ill stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero