[T-Pain]
Hey hey, T-Swizzle T-Swizzle
And T-Pizzle T-Pizzle
[Taylor Swift]
I’m like 8 foot 4
Blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain’t got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I’m still a thug
I’m so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing but I just made caramel delight
T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track
It’s a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
[T-Pain and Taylor]
I had a dream last night
[Taylor Swift]
I had high-top Nikes
I had
[T-Pain and Taylor]
Diamonds in my mouth
And diamonds on my mic
[Taylor Swift]
By the time I woke I was singing
[T-Pain]
I’m on a boat
[Taylor Swift]
‘Cause I’m a singer turned rapper
[T-Pain]
Shorty I’m a make ya
[Taylor Swift]
Straight to the top, yo
[T-Pain]
Shorty I’m a take ya
[Taylor Swift]
You can call me T-Sweezy
Now I’m a rap star
[T-Pain]
Hey, it’s a thug story
Now tell ’em who you are
Singer turned gangster
[Taylor Swift]
You don’t wanna fight me
[T-Pain]
Straight to the top
[Taylor Swift]
In my extra small white tee
[T-Pain]
T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track
It’s a thug story now can you get with that?
[Taylor Swift (T-Pain)]
What, what, I knit sweaters, yo!
What, what, don’t test me
Hey, hold on, hold on
I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t even s—
(What?)
I said, “Yo.”
(Yup)
You guys bleeped me and I didn’t even say anything
I didn’t swear
(She didn’t even swear)
Hello? Ugh!