Can you believe that?
Can you believe that?
Can you can you can you believe that?
Woaah, o no no
Woaah
Woaah, o no no
Woaah, o oh.
I was sitting on a train
With schoolboys, playing poker
When who should walk in
But Jesus
Jesus Christ Himself
He cried, Young boy, give us a kiss!
I said, Where?
He said, On the lips. Where else?
Where else?
Well, I said, Im sorry my dear, but
If you choose to live by the book
Dont you know is a sin?
Its a sin in itself.
Its not good for your health.
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Try!
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Walking down, memory lane
Ship ahoy, again!
——s playing football on a corner
Look, theres Kenny Dalglish on a leash.
Nice to see ya, Kenny, I cried.
He nodded in my direction.
It was another real affection.
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Try!
Just give it up
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Chika-chika-chika-cha-cha-cha
La-la la la la la la la la la
La-la la la la la la la la la
La-la la la la la la la la la
La-la la la la la
Oh no no no
La-la la la la la la la la la
Oh no no no
La-la la la la la la la la la
Oh no no no no
La-la la la la la la la la la
Waaoooh!
—–
Yeah, the nice cup of tea, your break?
Fruitcake.
Excuse me, can I have a glass of water? I seem to have something in my eye and I need to bathe it.
If I knew, Thats the start of an eye, if you get a bit of grit in it.
Can I help?
Yeah, can you have a look at my thighs? -laugh- Yeah.
I happen to be a doctor. A very, very sick boy…
Oh, give it up.
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Try!
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Dont give it up
The royals are having a ball!
Princess Diana turns on the lights and said,
Shakespeare never did this.
He never… did… this.
La-la la la la la la la la la
La-la la la la la la la la la
Oh no no no no no
La-la la la la la la la la la
La-la la la la la la
Waaaoooh
He didnt die of natural causes
I want to go out like one of —-
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Try!
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Try-y-y-y!
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Try!
Dont give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Dont, dont, dont, yeah
Dont, dont, dont
Dont, dont, dont, dont, yeah
Dont, dont, dont
Full of advise
Youre full of advise, arent you?
People like you
Full of advise
But- but- but- but- but
Its what I like about you
They when youre young you know
You know you know young boy the world the world the world the world the world is your oyster
But what they dont
What what what
What they dont tell you is that theres no–
Woah
Oh no no
No no no
Dont give it up
Woah
Oh no no
No no no
Give it up!
Give it up, give it up
Give it up!
Give it up, give it up, give it up
Try!
Dont give it up, give it up, give it up,
Try!
Give it up.
Get outta here!
Yeah I know
Dont care
Yeah I know
Try!