The Edgar Broughton B – Old Gopher Lyrics

Did you hear about Kansas
About an old Kansas boy
Livin on the river
In an old black Molloy
N buying raw red gum
N making raw red wine
Crazy as a stallion
Choked on a lariat line
Got a belly like a boiler
Got a head like a whale
N when he moths yuh up for something
Gonna be blowin a gale
Theres blood on the table
N skins on the door
N theres last weeks huntin
All over the floor
But theres a dealer got in there
Made Kansas go crazy
An he split him wide open
Like a two-night daisy
Threw the dealer out the window
And the rest out of the door
Now theyre floodin water
Through his back door
Theyve been aiming to settle him
An was him away
Oughta know the old gophers
Been gone for days
Blew over the prairie
Right into the hills
Now nobody gonna get him
Less a mountain kills.