Ho!
Beer is great, beer is grand
I long to hold one in my hand
With frosty head and amber hue
Not much that I wouldnt do
For a pint of ale or smoky stout
Beer goes in, joy comes out
Grab a cask and yank the shive
Drink em up til closing time
Keep your wine its not for me
Keep your rum I have no need
For beer is a welcome sight to see
Beer is great, beer is swell
Id throw my mother in a wishing well
So I could wish for one pint more
Craft the drink I do adore
Cider, gin, and vodka no
Whiskeys good but dont add coke
Ale is a wondrous masterstroke
The world has declined but tech couldnt stein
And flopped to the flutes and the shots
Our fathers would cry and exclaim, Oh god, why!?
We abandoned the Reinheitsgebot
When the sky, it turns black and the land, it is parched
And your life becomes weathered and dull
We march to the drum of the cask but in ton
For theres plenty of glasses to fill
Cause!
Beer is grand, beer is ace
Watch me stick one in my face
Goblet, glass, or plastic cup
I dont really give a
Beer is good, if I may
Help your hand up smelt away
Mark my words and mark them well
Beer is great, yes, beer is swell